Fall back asleep.
Regain consciousness as the clock radio goes off tuned to NPR. The news is scheduled at this hour. A superior-sounding anchor tells me that I'm guilty of African massacres and messing up the Consohocken Curve.
Still in bed, phone in hand looking at twitter/facebook. Radio is playing the news. It will be 40 degrees Fahrenheit forever.
Still in bed. Vine.
Still in bed. Feeling guilty that I am still in bed.
Remove hand wraps from bathroom sink, drape over shower curtain. Brush teeth.
Turn on computer. Get cereal. Usually Multi-Grain Cheeros/Fiber-One Raisin Bran/Shreaded Mini Wheats
10:10am – 11:20am
Check emails and waste time online.
Cup of coffee and Fiber-One bar. Set timer for one-hour. Edit 2-minuets of an RCR episode.
12:40pm – 1:00pm
In bathroom. World War Brown.
1:01pm – 2:00pm
Waste time online check emails
2:01pm – 2:09pm
2:10pm – 2:15pm
Lunch. Rice, mixed vegetables, varying meat. Hot sauce and fruit juice. Eaten at computer while editing RCR episode at a slower pace than before.
Lunch Part Two.
Hear local school buses go by. Realize that students just had an entire day of school go by and I haven't stepped outside yet. Shame.
Borderlands 2. Shame.
3:30 pm- 4:30pm
Step outside with Sanza Clip. Earbuds in, playing Joe Rogan Podcast. Wander town. Usually end up at grocery store. Buy frozen concentrated juice, cheese. If needed, bring backpack and buy meat, rice vegetables.
Edit RCR and browse various social media.
5:40pm – 7:30pm
Go to gym. Long run on treadmill or boxing class, depending on the day. Avoid eye-to-penis contact with old men in locker room. Difficult, they are very talkative and perpetually naked.
Back home. Protean shake. Turn computer back on
Cook dinner. Copious amounts of onions. Load up rice cooker with Jasmine and frozen vegetables. Meat cooked with onions in an ancient deep steel saucepan.
Dinner. Eaten at computer while editing RCR, watching youtube videos, social media. Think about girls who were nice to me in college.
Google Chrome Incognito mode.
Edit RCR in the lackadaisical way.
Gin Martini, stronger this time. Glass of fruit juice.
Second helping of dinner. Borderlands 2 or Twitch Stream of Automation
Gin Martini. Lying on the floor writing. 1960's Lounge music. Favorite part of the day.
Back on computer. General internet tomfoolery
Brush teeth. Strip naked. Lie in bed with phone. Vine, Twitter, look up people I used to know.
Pick an Alen Watts audio lecture